Download These 21 Funny & Cringeworthy Father's Day Cards

Name your price for this collection of printable Father's Day cards. If your dad has a strange sense of humour, he will love these funny Father's Day cards.

You can buy printed versions of these cards individually, if you'd rather just have the card shipped to your door. They're $5 each plus shipping.

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These cards work with any printer and card making apps. I have provided all 21 front and inside text as high resolution images.

This is what the cards look like...

Thanks for not being a disappointment…

I’m glad you’re not spending it in jail…

I’m glad you’re not spending it in jail…

Thanks for not being a deadbeat…

Thanks for not beating mom…

Thanks for not beating mom…

You’re the cat’s ass…

Thanks for keeping me alive…

Thanks for NOT practicing safe sex with mom…

Thanks for having sex with mom…

Thanks for not getting drunk…

Thanks for not getting me a pet monkey…

I’m glad you don’t have a second family…

Thanks for not being a crackhead…

From your second family too…

Thanks for keeping me safe…

I’m glad you’re not a junkie and this isn’t an intervention…

Thanks for not pulling out…

Thank you for keeping me alive, when I couldn't keep myself alive…

Images provided are for personal use only. You may not sell or reuse these images outside of printing Father's Day cards for your dad. 

Make your dad laugh so hard, he has his first heart attack. 

Doesn't he deserve that from you?

Download this entire collection for whatever you can afford or think it's worth to you. Either way Happy Father's Day...