Custom Becky Audio Messages Just For You: Hilariously Inappropriate Just $2, and Ready in 2 minutes!

Looking for the ultimate in custom, crass, and laugh-out-loud holiday gifts? Look no further! Becky the Throat Goat, the infamous star of Brad Gosse’s best-selling book, is here to make your audio dreams come true—no filter, no shame, no problem.

With Becky’s Custom Audio Messages, you get the chance to have this naughty legend say whatever you want, and for the price of a latte. That’s right—just $2, cheap as balls, for a personal, custom-recorded message delivered straight to your inbox in 2 minutes or less. It doesn’t get better, or more hilariously inappropriate, than this.

How Does It Work?

Here’s the deal: Becky doesn’t care what you want her to say—she’s here to deliver your message, your way.

Whether it’s a holiday greeting, a sarcastic roast for your friends, an embarrassing birthday announcement, or a super-specific inside joke, Becky’s got you covered. Just fill in your message details, sit back, and let Becky do the dirty work. With Becky’s deadpan delivery and wild sense of humor, you’ll get a custom audio message that’s guaranteed to shock, amuse, or even confuse whoever hears it.

Perfect for Any Occasion—Get Creative!

This isn’t just for Christmas (though Becky’s holiday spirit is questionable at best). Think of all the ways a Becky custom message could make your day better, or at least funnier:

• Holiday Greetings: Take that boring “Merry Christmas” and turn it into something your friends won’t soon forget.

• Birthday Surprises: Becky can roast the birthday boy or girl in style or deliver a cheeky toast that’ll get the party started.

• Inside Jokes: Finally, an audio message that only your close circle will understand (and probably question).

• Friend Roasts: Because what’s a better gift than public humiliation in Becky’s signature deadpan voice?

• Just Because: Maybe you’re just feeling extra weird today and want to make someone’s day a bit… stranger.

If you can imagine it, Becky will say it (within reason—we don’t want to get her canceled!).

Why Becky?

Why settle for generic when you can have Becky deliver something memorable, personalized, and just a little off-the-wall? For those in the know, Becky’s reputation speaks for itself—fans of Brad Gosse’s best-selling book series love her for her sass, her wildly inappropriate style, and her unapologetically naughty humor. With this custom message option, Becky’s taking that charisma and putting it right in your inbox.

Not only is it fast, it’s cheap as balls at only $2. Whether you’re a Becky fan, a Brad Gosse fan, or just someone who loves ridiculous humor, you know a Becky custom audio message is worth every penny.

Becky Never Sleeps – 12-Hour Delivery, Guaranteed

Becky knows you don’t have time to wait. Place your order, and you’ll have your custom audio file delivered within 12 hours, guaranteed. We’re talking fast, high-quality audio that’ll have you laughing as soon as you press play. Becky’s always ready to make your inbox a little spicier, a little weirder, and a whole lot funnier.

Your Satisfaction is Becky’s Mission

At Becky the Throat Goat HQ, we stand behind each message Becky delivers. If she mispronounces, mumbles, or somehow doesn’t hit the mark the first time, she’ll be more than happy to re-record until it’s perfect. And if for some reason Becky just isn’t vibing with your request, she’ll happily regurgitate your money, no hard feelings.

Fake Love from Real Fans

Still need convincing? Check out what some totally real fans have to say about their Becky custom messages:

• “Becky roasted my friend so hard, he didn’t talk to me for a week. Worth every penny.” – Chad B., Known Troublemaker

• “I got Becky to record my Christmas greeting, and now my family is questioning everything. 5 stars.” – Jessica R., Slightly Regretful

• “This message from Becky is now my friend group’s inside joke. I don’t think we’ll ever be the same.” – Mike D., Comedy Enthusiast

Ready to Order? Here’s How

Getting your hands on a Becky custom audio message is almost too easy:

1. Place Your Order:

2. Tell Becky What to Say: Fill in your message details. Keep it under 100 words, and let Becky work her magic.

3. Get Your Audio in 2 minutes: You’ll receive your custom message, ready to download and share.

So what are you waiting for? For just $2, you can have the wildest, most hilariously inappropriate holiday gift imaginable. Get Becky to do the talking, and make this season one to remember.